Good people who have traveled from villages near and far, and those who are about to lose against me in Fantasy...Lend me your ears
Today I'd like to talk about handcuffs....
No....not the kind of hand cuffs you were thinking of...
I'm talking about old school handcuffs!
The ones that go "clang clang" when they're being taken out...The ones that give you the feeling of cold steel against your wrists. You know...the ones that make you stop and think "Crap...if they connect for a couple TD's I'm screwed!" or "Oh yeah...if they connect it'll be B-E-A-utiful!"
With just over a week to go and ROSTERBATION in full effect it's time to stop, breathe, and take a full inventory of your bench.
Do you think you have the handcuff's you need to get you all the way to the championship? Do you have any handcuffs at all? Is there anyone available to pick up on waivers to make your set of handcuffs?
AND WHY THE HELL DO SOME PEOPLE HAVE 2 SETS OF HANDCUFFS WHEN YOU HAVE NONE?!?!
All these questions answered, and more, on this season's....
