Jeff-

I was thinking of fantasy team names that are more to your style of play. Here are some I was thinking of:

Power OverNothing

Power OverLittleBoys

Bi-Week

0-3

Overwhelmingly Weak

Overwhelmingly BadAtFantasyFootball

I realize that you're new to fantasy football (At least I hope you are). Let's talk about a concept you need to learn. It's called Coaching; this means knowing the players on your team well enough so you can optimize your points earned each week. I know this is a lot, but you might want to read that part again and slower this time.

See all the players on your bench that put up more points than the players you used. That's the opposite of coaching.

I know it might be confusing because you sit close to Dorian, but don't listen to him. Your players DO NOT have super powers. You have to learn to coach!

Thanks for an EASY week 3 win.