Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Everyone excited about this weekend?
I know I'm excited to see Jeff's piss poor impersonation of a "No Power Having" He-Man this weekend.
You have the... FAIL.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Projections dont mean shit...part deux.
Let me be the first to step away from my own fantasy game to comment on one of the others. Perhaps one of the biggest upsets KNOWN TO MANKIND!! No...I am not talking about the Patriots missing out on perfection. I am talking about fantasy upsets. I am talking about a certain "juggernaut" that was supposed to annihilate his formerly winless opponent by a whopping final PROJECTED score of 199 to...well does it really matter? When your projected to put up 199...you are gonna win, right? I mean...199! Dam, thats a lot of points. You're gonna blog about your potential victory, right? You're gonna blast your oppenent face to face with relentless banter, right?
The answer is HELL YES YOU ARE! Cuz you know victory has been practicly (or should i say "projectively") handed to you on a silver platter. thats right! I am talking about good ol "Get off my Ditka."
You must have the best players from every single team, right?
Sadly, the answer is no. You had the best players from a single team. And that team is the New York "Super" Giants. You put all your faith in a single team, and as I had stated, it "projectively" blew up in yo' face!!!
So, to quote the great Nelson Muntz, i have just one thing to say....
Congrats to Gabe, aka "Just need a win" aka should now be known as "I beat Mike Z"
:)
The answer is HELL YES YOU ARE! Cuz you know victory has been practicly (or should i say "projectively") handed to you on a silver platter. thats right! I am talking about good ol "Get off my Ditka."
You must have the best players from every single team, right?
Sadly, the answer is no. You had the best players from a single team. And that team is the New York "Super" Giants. You put all your faith in a single team, and as I had stated, it "projectively" blew up in yo' face!!!
So, to quote the great Nelson Muntz, i have just one thing to say....
Congrats to Gabe, aka "Just need a win" aka should now be known as "I beat Mike Z"
:)
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Soon to be 0-8
Dear 0-7
By now you're probably thinking to your self, "I'm not ready for this fantasy football league." Yes, we ARE just that much better than you are.
Unfortunatly, for you that is, you're already in my crosshairs. Soon you just be known as 0-8.
Let me give you some advice when we meet up this weekend. Where your equipment properly because this weekend is going to hurt.
Don't be upset. Not everybody is cut out to make the starting line up.
Don't be upset because we will always need waterboys and I think you'll do a great job.
By now you're probably thinking to your self, "I'm not ready for this fantasy football league." Yes, we ARE just that much better than you are.
Unfortunatly, for you that is, you're already in my crosshairs. Soon you just be known as 0-8.
Let me give you some advice when we meet up this weekend. Where your equipment properly because this weekend is going to hurt.
Don't be upset. Not everybody is cut out to make the starting line up.
Don't be upset because we will always need waterboys and I think you'll do a great job.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
An ode to Zero and Seven
Poor Gabe, trying so bad to win a game.
But every week its always the same.
Everybody wants to be first.
But only Gabe gets the title of worst.
So try again against Mike, maybe he's hit his peak.
But if that's a bust, there is always next week.
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